I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave.

Tired of all of those stupid surveys made by High School kids?


Here are some questions for some people who are a little more mature... ok old folks like us.


1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
rent

2. What's the best place to eat a romantic dinner?
Outside on a blanket in the autumn when the leaves have started changing colors

3. Last time you Puked from Drinking?
never

4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar?
never, but I think that'll be remedied next time I'm in Colorado if Crystal has any say in it

5. Name of your First Grade Teacher?
Mr. Aidkens

6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
Something exciting... basically, anything but what I'm doing right now, which is pretty much nothing

7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
Teacher

8.How many colleges did you attend before you settled on the one you graduated from?
Haven't attended college yet

9. Why did you wear the shirt that you have on right now?
Its comfy


10. Gas Prices! First thought?
*cries and hides under a rock*

11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you where would you go and who?
I'd go to Colorado, and anyone who wants to come with can

12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
Sunlight! *hides under blankets til it goes away*

13. Last thought before falling asleep last night?
I'm trying to get attention from my bf and failing miserably... what an ass

14. What Errand/Chore do you despise?
vaccuuming the hallways in my apartment building

15. If you didn't have to work, what would you do?
travel

16. Get up early or sleep in?
depends on the day and what's going on

17. Your Favorite Cartoon Character?
Betty Boop or Jessica Rabbit

18. Favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with a girl/guy is?
Have a conversation... I know it sounds dumb, but I can't remember the last time I had a good one-on-one conversation with the person I'm with

19. A secret that you wouldn't mind everyone knowing?
I'm bored with almost everything

20. What was your First Car?
Never had one, first car I drove is a 96 Grand Am

21. Your Favorite Lunch Meat?
turkey or ham

22. What do you get everytime you go into a Walmart?
a new novel or crossword puzzle book

23. Beach Or Lake?
Lakes have beaches

24. Do you think Marriage is an outdated ritual that was invented by people who died at 20?
no, I think for people who take it seriously, its a lovely thing, but its not necessary for happiness

25. Which of your friends do you stalk?
Umm, I'm half sure Jake would say him, but I don't stalk anyone

26. Favorite Guilty Pleasure?
Rocky Horror Picture Show *Tim Curry in a corset and fishnets... yummm* and Labyrinthe *David Bowie in tight pants... again, yummm*

27. Favorite Movie you wouldnt want anyone to find out about?
I don't care who knows what movies I like

28. What's your drink?
Bacardi coke

29. Cowboys or Indians?
hmm... both can be cute... can I have an Indian who's a Cowboy?

30. Cops or Robbers?
umm... Cops I guess

31. Do you cheer for the bad guy?
occasionally

32. What celeb do you think resembles you best?
I haven't the slightest... you tell me

33. If you had to pick one cast member of Grey's Anatomy, which one would you be?
umm, I've only seen commercials, but how bout the cute Asian girl?

34. What do you want when you are sick?
sleep

35. Who from High School would you like to run into?
I've ran into most of the ppl from HS I want to see

36. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
97.3 or 101.7

37. Stiffler or Oz?
Stiffler's an idiot... which one was Oz?

38. Norm or Cliff?
umm neither?

39. Cosby Show or The Simpsons?
I like both

40. Worst Relationship Mistake that you wish you could take back?
umm... that first idiot I dated years ago

41. Do you Like the Person who sits directly across from you at work?
I'm a caretaker, that does not require a desk or a place to sit

42. If you could get away with it who would you kill?
noone, I'd prefer maiming them

43. What Famous person would you like to have dinner with? dead or alive.....?
hmmm... Johnny Depp or Marilyn Manson... wait, they're friends, so both at once

44. What famous person would you like to sleep with?
um....*thinks*....i dunno

45. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
no, never used one at all

46. Last book you read for real?
umm, some historical romance novel thing, and currently wanting to start Pride & Prejudice, but I hafta pick it up first

47. Do you have a teddy bear?
I have several

48. Strangest Place you have ever brushed your teeth?
umm, in a bathroom?

49. Somewhere in California you've never been and would like to go?
somewhere pretty and without a lot of people

50. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or relationship?
both, don't have a full time job and this relationship sucks