I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave.

This is for your entire life.  Have you ever:

 

Smoked cigarettes?  Yes

Drank so much you threw up? No

Stolen a car?   No

Been in love?  Yes

Been dumped? Yeah

Been laid off/fired?  No

Quit your job? Yes

Been in a fistfight?  Yes

Snuck out of your parent's house? No, I never had to, just said "Mom, I'm going" and left

Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? Yes

Been arrested? Nope

Gone on a blind date?  Yeah, that was great fun, lemme tell ya... the guy was a FREAK

Lied to a friend?  yes, but never about anything big

Skipped school?   Yes  

Been to Canada?  no

Been to Mexico? no

Been on a plane? Yes

Been lost? yes

Been on the opposite side of the country? well, as I'm in MN, I guess Louisiana would count for that, so yeah

Swam in the ocean? No

Felt like dying?  Yes

Cried yourself to sleep? Yes

Played cops and robbers?  no

Recently colored with crayons? No

Sang karaoke?  Yes

Paid for a meal with only coins?  no

Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Yes

Made prank phone calls?  Yes

Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose?  Yes

Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes

Danced in the rain? Yes

Written a letter to Santa Claus?  Yes  

Been kissed under the mistletoe? no

Been with someone when you really didn't want to be? Yes

Watched the sun rise with someone you care about?  Yes

Blown bubbles? Yes

Made a bonfire on the beach?  No

Crashed a party? No

Gone roller-skating? Yes

Roller Blading? Yes

Any nicknames?  Yes, several 

Mother's name?  Kim

What is your favorite non-alcoholic drink? Sweet Tea

Tattoos? None yet

Body piercing? Just my ears. Used to have my navel pierced, but it closed up when the bar broke 

How much do you love your job? ... do you really wanna hear the words associated with that?

Birthplace?  Louisiana

Favorite vacation spot?  Anywhere but here

Ever been to Africa?  No

Ever steal any traffic signs? No

Ever been in a car accident?  Yes

2 door or 4 door? umm, I don't have a car

Favorite Salad Dressing?  ranch

Favorite pie?   French Silk

number? 13

Favorite movie?  there's a lot, but we'll go with Labyrinthe, Rocky Horror, Domino, and Bram Stoker's Dracula

Favorite holiday?  Halloween

Favorite food?  I can only have one?

Favorite day of the week?  Saturday

Favorite brand of body soap? umm, that one that smells good 

Toothpaste? umm, I know its Colgate, other than that...

Favorite smell? Coffee, fresh bread, vanilla 

What do you do to relax? Internet, friends, reading, singing

How do you see yourself in 10 years? umm 10 years older? 

What do you do when you are bored?  read, find ppl to talk to on yahoo msngr, play games 

Furthest place you will send this message?  No Idea

Who will respond the fastest?  how should I know? that depends on them