I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave.

OK, I'm joining the crowd on this one with Barbie, cuz Christina is a pretty common name, as is Tina, so here goes... I'm gonna do both

 

1. Christina looks like a wax doll in these

2. Christina looks like she forgot to put in her dentures *WAIT A DAMN MINUTE HERE! LMAO*

3. Christina looks like some make-up artist was fucking with her

4. Christina looks like a cute little girl... haven't heard that one in ages LOL oughta make the folks happy...

 

1. Tina looks like a really happy crack head *ok, maybe once in a while LOL*

2. Tina looks like the robot in “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy“

3.  Tina looks like the 'Everquest' babe *GO ME! LMAO*

4. Tina looks like she should have a big rack, but she doesn't ... that is SUCH a lie... LOL *looks at Crystal, Dommers, and anyone else who's met her*