I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave.

  I found out today at work that I am invisible.  Amazing, isn't it?  I never knew.  OK, I'll explain before you all think I've gone completely crazy this time.  I worked a short shift today, all of 4 hours, but it felt like twice that.  I've been in the halloween store, and the week or so before it gets here, its like an entire week of the day after thanksgiving for anyone who's worked retail before.  Its a complete madhouse.  I was trying to keep the store picked up, because its a disaster every time you turn around.  I was kneeling on the ground because someone had downed an entire display to find the size they were looking for or something, maybe just because they felt like it, we've had people do that before too.  Anyway, I was down on one knee picking stuff up and putting it back on the racks where it belonged when this woman walked up behind me.  Instead of paying attention to where she was going, she's yapping away on her cell phone and trying to keep hold of who I am guessing was her kid who wanted to run off and look at something else.  What happens?  The bitch steps on me!  And she doesn't look down an apologise after I yell ow, she just moves her foot to the floor and keeps walking!  I got up grumbling and went to the next aisle to clean up some more and another woman, again, not paying attention to what she was doing, goes to put a costume back on the rack above me, misses it, and it lands on my head!  Again, no apology, she looked down at me and walked away.  So, apparently, I am invisible today... maybe I should test out these new powers and see what kind of interesting things I can find LOL... I swear, people are idiots