I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave.

By the time you finish reading this you'll be dying laughing from your nostalgia. At least 95% of this stuff you remember by heart.

Anybody under the age of 16 should not even bother reading this. ;D Just 'cuz you were born in '92 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons.



You know you're a 90's kid if...


[x] You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

[x] You can sing the rap to "The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air"

[x] You've worn skorts and felt stylish

[x]You yearned to be part of the Baby-Sitters club *I still have all the books from when I was younger*

[] You use to love playing with your MY Little Pet Shop

[x] You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey from "Blossom" and that "How Rude!" comes from Stephanie from "Full House" *I was in lust with Joey LMAO*

[x] You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

[x] You wore a ponytail on the side of your head and had fluffed bangs (never had bangs though...)

[x] You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.

[] You wanted to change your name to "JEM" in kindergarten

[x] You remember reading "Goosebumps"

[x] You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, wax off"

[x] You have pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf.

[x] You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school. *I had...my little pony* 

[x] You remember the craze then the banning of slap bracelets and slam books. *I still have 3 working slap bracelets... and they never banned 'em in my school* 

[x] You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence...Not...

[x] knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green Ranger were meant to be together. *I was OBSESSED with that show til I was 16.... yeah yeah, shut up, the guy who played Tommy was HOT*

[x]You remember "I've fallen and I can't get up"

[x] You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates

[x] You ever got injured on a Slip 'n' Slide

[x] You wore socks over leggings scrunched down *... with a HUGE t-shirt or sweatshirt over the top... man was that comfy...*

[x] " Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack, all dressed in black, black, black, with silver buttons, buttons, buttons, all down her back, back, back" SHE ASKED HER MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER FOR FIFTY CENTS CENTS CENTS TO SEE THE ELEPHANTS ELEPHANTS ELEPHANTS JUMP OVER THE FENCE THE FENCE THE FENCE"
he jumped so high high high he touched the sky sky sky and he didnt come back back back til the forth of july ly ly he jumped so low ow ow he stumbed he's toe oe oe and thats the end end end of the elephants show ow ow

[x] You remember boom boxes vs. cd players

[] You knew what it meant to say "Care Bear Stare" (dude, I had a friend who gave totally killer ones, I was always trying to copy her...)

[x] You remember Alf, the little brown alien from Melmac and Vicki the Robot from "MY Little Wonder"

[x] You remember New Kids on The Block when they were cool *I'm marking this one, but I will make it known... NKotB were NEVER cool*

[x] You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By The Bell"

[x] You played and or collected "Pogs"

[x] You used to pretend to be a MIGHTY MORPHIN Power Ranger and you owned a Skip It *Still have my skip it, its at my moms, and as for the Power Ranger part... yeah, like I said, I was totally OBSESSED* 

[x] You had at least one GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere *I think I still have a couple.... now to hunt them down and play with them* 

[x] You watched the original Care Bears, My Little Pony, and Ninja Turtles

[x] All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.(pencils.notebooks.binders.etc.) 

[x] You used to wear those stick on earings, not only on your ears, but at the corners of your eyes. *I used to put one between my eyebrows so I could look like the girls from India* 

[x] You remember a time before the WB.

[x]You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"

[x]You thought it would be so cool to be Alex Mack. 

[x] You know the Macarena by heart.. LOL

[x] " Talk to the hand" ... enough said *I always HATED that comment, but I do remember it* 

[x] You thought Brain woud finally take over the world *I still watch that show on Boomerang*