I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave.

For all the rest who've done this little questionare This is for your entire life.

Have you ever:

Smoked cigarettes? Yes

Drank so much you threw up? Surprisingly, no

Stolen a car? Nope

Been in love? a couple times 

Been dumped? once

Been laid off/fired? Nope

Quit your job? Yup

Been in a fistfight? Once or Twice

Snuck out of your parent's house? No, I never had to, just told mom I was leavin

Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? yes

Been arrested? no

Gone on a blind date? Never

Lied to a friend? I won't lie, I will omit things if they're unnecessary

Skipped school? yeah

Been to Canada? no

Been to Mexico? no

Been on a plane? Yup

Been lost? several times

Been on the opposite side of the country? well, if you go north/south instead of east/west, yes

Swam in the ocean? no

Felt like dying? Yes

Cried yourself to sleep? Yes

Played cops and robbers? not as far as I remember

Recently colored with crayons? yes

Sang karaoke? Yup

Paid for a meal with only coins? yeah, but it was only like $1.50

Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? yeah...

Made prank phone calls? when I was younger 

Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose? yeah... note to everyone, sprite HURTS

Caught a snowflake on your tongue? yes

Danced in the rain? yes

Written a letter to Santa Claus? not since I was about 4

Been kissed under the mistletoe? Surprisingly, no

Been with someone when you really didn't want to be? yeah

Watched the sun rise with someone you care about? yes

Blown bubbles? yes

Made a bonfire on the beach? no

Crashed a party? nope

Gone roller-skating? many times 

Roller Blading? many times

Any nicknames? more than I care to list

Mother's name? Kim

What is your favorite non-alcoholic drink? Dr. Pepper

Tattoos? There's a couple I want, just need to get to the tatt artist I like.. who happens to be in freaking Michigan... 

Body piercing? not anymore

How much do you love your job? just started, so its still on the side of goodness

Birthplace? Louisiana

Favorite vacation spot? somewhere that I'm wanted

Ever been to Africa? nope

Ever steal any traffic signs? ... no, I never understood the point of that

Ever been in a car accident? Yes

2 door or 4 door? don't have a car

Favorite Salad Dressing? Ranch or Raspberry Vinigarette

Favorite pie? Banana Cream

number? 13, 21 

Favorite movie? Rent at the moment, but the old favorites still apply... Rocky Horror, Labyrinthe, Bram Stoker's Dracula 

Favorite holiday? Halloween

Favorite food? the kind you get to eat when you're not broke

Favorite day of the week? any day I don't work

Favorite brand of body soap? whatever smells good

Toothpaste? Crest

Favorite smell? Coffee, fresh bread, Dragon's Blood, Sage/Cinnamon (We have candles at work this scent.. can you say HEAVENLY!?) 

What do you do to relax? Read in a tub of hot water

How do you see yourself in 10 years? umm... I dunno.. in my 30s?

What do you do when you are bored? crank up the music or watch a movie

Furthest place you will send this message? not a clue, everyone moves around so much these days

Who will respond the fastest? I haven't the slightest... whoever gets bored first I spose